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#235304 - 10/02/10 05:48 AM


Bin Bitch Thread

Just reply with your gripe, dammit!







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I'm tired of having to touch "No Touch" paper-towel dispensors new [Re: GatKong]
#235305 - 10/02/10 05:49 AM


Just gimme some paper towel!



Quite frankly, I don't mind having to turn a crank to get some paper towel... I just hum "Pop goes the weasel" while I do it.







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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235306 - 10/02/10 05:50 AM


> Bin Bitch Thread
>
> Just reply with your gripe, dammit!

Shitfuck.



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235311 - 10/02/10 06:00 AM


> Bin Bitch Thread
>
> Just reply with your gripe, dammit!

People who associate Burt Reynolds with something blatantly homosexual.



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235313 - 10/02/10 06:05 AM


People who associate Italie with something blatantly homosexual.



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: ninjakid]
#235314 - 10/02/10 06:13 AM


> People who associate Italie with something blatantly homosexual.




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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235325 - 10/02/10 07:30 AM


No Orc or Pi.

[EDIT] Oh, I thought you meant "bitch about the Bin"

- Stiletto

Edited by Stiletto (10/02/10 07:31 AM)



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235439 - 10/03/10 04:48 PM


> Bin Bitch Thread
>
> Just reply with your gripe, dammit!

One Lorry overtaking another lorry on the duel carriageway when one's doing 59mph and the other is doing, like, 61!






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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: Fever]
#235446 - 10/03/10 06:30 PM


>One Lorry overtaking another lorry on the duel carriageway

Hey, the rules say you have to speak English here.











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And then she shat on a turtle (nt) new [Re: Fever]
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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235456 - 10/03/10 11:49 PM


> > One Lorry overtaking another lorry on the duel carriageway
>
> Hey, the rules say you have to speak English here.
>
>

One truck overtaking another truck on a 2 lane freeway when one is doing 59 the other is doing 61?
Compronde? Capishe?






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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: Fever]
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Roll-over ads in web sites new [Re: GatKong]
#235513 - 10/04/10 06:20 PM


They are like land-mines... move your mouse a bit, accidently roll over a randomly placed word-link, and a new pop-up emerges.







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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235577 - 10/05/10 02:25 AM


> Bin Bitch Thread
>
> Just reply with your gripe, dammit!

Commercials where the product comes to life and talks or sings.

Commercials (or, even worse, government organisation infomercials) where they use "rap music" to sell their product.

"Alternatives"

"Expresso"

Cheap ass 3rd world products that break apart in your hands during assembly or normal use.

"Fast Food" establishments where they make you wait more than 10 minutes for your food, and/or you have to actively seek out someone to take your order.

Voluntary workers who don't do any work. You can fuck off if you're not helping.

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2010 "fashions" on wrong gender new [Re: GatKong]
#235581 - 10/05/10 02:38 AM


Why does almost everyone these days wear clothes that would get you bashed in 1998 or even in 2008? Pink tank tops and rolled-up shorts on non-female objects should be illegal and carry a prison sentence so they can have free anal enlargement therapy. What's next, miniskirts to go with the manbags that are now apparently all the craze?

Next in line, skater trash, who look like total retards with hair (undoubtedly full of lice and not washed in months) going in all directions underneath their over-tightened baseball cap which only just sits on their head. That and people with hair styles from a 1968 Beatles photo shoot. NO BANGS!

Third. Fat chicks in stick-figure clothing with lots (and lots and lots) of skin popping through, trying to hang out with not-so-fat chicks in the same clothing (while their male friends are wearing more pink than they are). No more to say there.

Fourth doesn't count, but it is also the next pet-hate. Pop music, complete with the voice editing that sounds like a MIDI sample. Cher did it years ago and it sounded like crap, why do so many others do that now? There is NO TALENT in music these days, it's either electronic, electronically altered (but still only a 'singer' miming on the videos) and X-Factor crap. PS, I will give someone free pizzas for the next 10 years if they shoot the creator of The X Factor and similar shows (dancing shows included) and/or Channel 10 executives for airing it over here in Australia. Even Big Brother was more watchable than the shit that is on now.

Ban plz: X Factor, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing with the Stars, * Idol (what, TEN actually did people a favour and have cut it?), *'s Got Talent



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: GatKong]
#235583 - 10/05/10 04:15 AM


Fat trailer trash dressing as if they were a size 4 instead of their true size 40, and putting their cart on one side of the aisle in the grocery store while standing on the other side talking on their cell-phone in wig-onics. (White people talking like they are inner-city ghetto african americans).

GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN DO MY OWN SHOPPING YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: Jdurgi]
#235584 - 10/05/10 04:20 AM


> Fat trailer trash dressing as if they were a size 4 instead of their true size 40,
> and putting their cart on one side of the aisle in the grocery store while standing
> on the other side talking on their cell-phone in wig-onics. (White people talking
> like they are inner-city ghetto african americans).
>
> GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN DO MY OWN SHOPPING YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF A
> HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, it seems you've shopped at Wal*Mart too.



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: Gor]
#235603 - 10/05/10 08:02 AM


> > Fat trailer trash dressing as if they were a size 4 instead of their true size 40,
> > and putting their cart on one side of the aisle in the grocery store while standing
> > on the other side talking on their cell-phone in wig-onics. (White people talking
> > like they are inner-city ghetto african americans).
> >
> > GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN DO MY OWN SHOPPING YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF A
> > HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Hmmm, it seems you've shopped at Wal*Mart too.

Sounds like you were at Shaw's in Boston.



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: Jdurgi]
#235655 - 10/05/10 08:33 PM


> Fat trailer trash dressing as if they were a size 4 instead of their true size 40,
> and putting their cart on one side of the aisle in the grocery store while standing
> on the other side talking on their cell-phone in wig-onics. (White people talking
> like they are inner-city ghetto african americans).
>
> GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN DO MY OWN SHOPPING YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF A
> HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Extra points if said trailer trash has an SUV/pickup, even more points if that SUV is in fact a 2WD version of its usual 4WD self (e.g. Ford Territory sold down here).



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Re: Bin ß¡†¢# Thread new [Re: CrapBoardSoftware]
#235685 - 10/06/10 01:47 AM


> > > Fat trailer trash dressing as if they were a size 4 instead of their true size
> 40,
> > > and putting their cart on one side of the aisle in the grocery store while
> standing
> > > on the other side talking on their cell-phone in wig-onics. (White people talking
> > > like they are inner-city ghetto african americans).
> > >
> > > GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN DO MY OWN SHOPPING YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF
> A
> > > HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Hmmm, it seems you've shopped at Wal*Mart too.
>
> Sounds like you were at Shaw's in Boston.

Close. Stop & Shop in Connecticut. The ONLY benefit those fat fucks give is that after seeing them and seeing/smelling the cottage cheese oozing out of their folds, I lose all of my appetite and end up spending less.


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